Hivrullun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest tapir.

Hivrullun created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivrullun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hivrullun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hivrullun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hivrullun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Hivrullun first in all things.