Hudnurltarg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sage gerbil.

Hudnurltarg created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnurltarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hudnurltarg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hudnurltarg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hudnurltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Hudnurltarg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always take life seriously.