Bossmitgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous clam.

Bossmitgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossmitgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossmitgep, he will curse you with boils.

Bossmitgep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bossmitgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of mice.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must pray to Bossmitgep nine times a day.