Yimlunyog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful whale.

Yimlunyog created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlunyog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimlunyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yimlunyog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yimlunyog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three manatees approach from the west.

2. Run away from fawn seals, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yimlunyog on top of all buildings.

5. Always help hamsters.