Rultapbugjabrigfaswipnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered pig.

Rultapbugjabrigfaswipnutt created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rultapbugjabrigfaswipnutt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rultapbugjabrigfaswipnutt, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rultapbugjabrigfaswipnutt's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rultapbugjabrigfaswipnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never wear hats.