Sugrillyakvan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome crane.

Sugrillyakvan created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugrillyakvan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugrillyakvan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sugrillyakvan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sugrillyakvan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sugrillyakvan.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.