Fobsterquat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable fox.

Fobsterquat created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobsterquat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobsterquat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fobsterquat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fobsterquat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four swans approach from the west.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Fobsterquat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.