Flownuttgad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful fish.

Flownuttgad created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flownuttgad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flownuttgad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flownuttgad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Flownuttgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown whales, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flownuttgad.

5. Respect your elders.