Getrulldib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sapient jaguar.

Getrulldib created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getrulldib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Getrulldib, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Getrulldib's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Getrulldib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.