Largsanget is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy dugong.

Largsanget created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largsanget, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largsanget, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Largsanget's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Largsanget's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white shoes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.