Cisssatjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud dragonfly.

Cisssatjig created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisssatjig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cisssatjig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cisssatjig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cisssatjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Put Cisssatjig first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.