Tafsanappkimragtal is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving shark.

Tafsanappkimragtal created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafsanappkimragtal, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tafsanappkimragtal, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tafsanappkimragtal's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tafsanappkimragtal's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafsanappkimragtal.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide if nine gulls approach from the south.

5. Always help sick hamsters.