Poddossdum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful wasp.

Poddossdum created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poddossdum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Poddossdum, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Poddossdum's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Poddossdum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Poddossdum.

5. Do not take Poddossdum's name in vain.