Madyodfit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring porpoise.

Madyodfit created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Madyodfit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Madyodfit, he will turn you into a snail.

Madyodfit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Madyodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Madyodfit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away if six porpoises approach from the west.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.