Dimgigjat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent camel.

Dimgigjat created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgigjat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimgigjat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dimgigjat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dimgigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Dimgigjat.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Dimgigjat on top of important buildings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.