Boglibcum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating goose.

Boglibcum created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglibcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boglibcum, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Boglibcum's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Boglibcum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never jump in the presence of turtles.