Listbutfut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless wyrm.

Listbutfut created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Listbutfut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listbutfut, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Listbutfut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Listbutfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Run away from violet manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.