Danrenfumgup is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited lobster.

Danrenfumgup created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Danrenfumgup, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Danrenfumgup, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Danrenfumgup's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Danrenfumgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always take life seriously.