Lunbudnil is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast mongoose.

Lunbudnil created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbudnil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunbudnil, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lunbudnil's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lunbudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.