Sadkopflabnil is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever slug.

Sadkopflabnil created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadkopflabnil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sadkopflabnil, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sadkopflabnil's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sadkopflabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Sadkopflabnil loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about asteroids.