Huncepdosscit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish parrot.

Huncepdosscit created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huncepdosscit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Huncepdosscit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Huncepdosscit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Huncepdosscit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.