Mumkam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent horse.

Mumkam created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumkam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mumkam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mumkam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mumkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to great tits while wearing gray skirts.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.