Xenpomflan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate wyrm.

Xenpomflan created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Xenpomflan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xenpomflan, he will cry a lot.

Xenpomflan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Xenpomflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Xenpomflan loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Xenpomflan five times a day.

5. Do not take Xenpomflan's name in vain.