Bopcamlun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong manatee.

Bopcamlun created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopcamlun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopcamlun, it will torture you forever.

Bopcamlun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bopcamlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck gray.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. You must love Bopcamlun.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Bopcamlun must be the most important thing in your life.