Gadbussit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful crane.

Gadbussit created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbussit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadbussit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gadbussit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gadbussit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Gadbussit loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.