Fligfunsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, temperamental mole.

Fligfunsis created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfunsis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligfunsis, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fligfunsis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fligfunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if five monkeys approach from the north.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.