Tenrilmetlan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic mink.

Tenrilmetlan created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenrilmetlan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tenrilmetlan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tenrilmetlan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tenrilmetlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.