Lidcubkap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong skunk.

Lidcubkap created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcubkap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidcubkap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lidcubkap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lidcubkap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.