Xenhenort is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, tranquil
lizard.
Xenhenort created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xenhenort, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Xenhenort, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Xenhenort's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Xenhenort's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always help gulls.
3. You must pray to Xenhenort eight times a day.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Respect your elders.