Xenhenort is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tranquil lizard.

Xenhenort created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhenort, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xenhenort, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Xenhenort's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Xenhenort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help gulls.

3. You must pray to Xenhenort eight times a day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.