Sandlarnhon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient wasp.

Sandlarnhon created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlarnhon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandlarnhon, it will turn you into a snail.

Sandlarnhon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sandlarnhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Sandlarnhon.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bark.