Panhamdon is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful
shrew.
Panhamdon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Panhamdon, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Panhamdon, she will be very unhappy.
Panhamdon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Panhamdon's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Snails are not to be trusted.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not sing in public.