Panhamdon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful shrew.

Panhamdon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panhamdon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panhamdon, she will be very unhappy.

Panhamdon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Panhamdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not sing in public.