Vincingud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing wasp.

Vincingud created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Vincingud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vincingud, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vincingud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Vincingud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.