Likfabcib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, moody newt.

Likfabcib created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfabcib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Likfabcib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Likfabcib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Likfabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Likfabcib on top of important buildings.

2. Retreat if six rats approach from the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.