Gudhonhas is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless
naga.
Gudhonhas created silver three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gudhonhas, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Gudhonhas, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Gudhonhas' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Gudhonhas' Holy Commandments1. Run away if four tapirs approach from the north.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never hurt eagles.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not listen to music.