Gudhonhas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless naga.

Gudhonhas created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhonhas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gudhonhas, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gudhonhas' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gudhonhas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four tapirs approach from the north.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to music.