Hanfatlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane hippopotamus.

Hanfatlarg created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hanfatlarg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanfatlarg, it will manifest in front of you.

Hanfatlarg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hanfatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Never feed apples to squirrels while wearing red hats.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.