Febhenbet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind hyena.

Febhenbet created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febhenbet, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Febhenbet, she will send minions to preach to you.

Febhenbet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Febhenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.