Butbessgun Afbetdon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent hummingbird.

Butbessgun Afbetdon created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butbessgun Afbetdon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butbessgun Afbetdon, she will not care at all.

Butbessgun Afbetdon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Butbessgun Afbetdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always wear orange.