Sadnellsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous wolf.

Sadnellsit created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadnellsit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sadnellsit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sadnellsit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sadnellsit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadnellsit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Respect your elders.