Gepsaszod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying sheep.

Gepsaszod created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepsaszod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepsaszod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gepsaszod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gepsaszod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve goats, for they are unholy.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.