Raklistboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent butterfly.

Raklistboss created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Raklistboss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Raklistboss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Raklistboss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Raklistboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if four great tits approach from the west.

5. Never talk about fire.
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