Gigflynur is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid cat.

Gigflynur created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigflynur, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigflynur, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gigflynur's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gigflynur's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigflynur.

4. Hide if three frogs approach from the north.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.