Dussafhin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic fly.

Dussafhin created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Dussafhin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dussafhin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dussafhin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dussafhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about planets.