Mifveghad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful tapir.

Mifveghad created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifveghad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifveghad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mifveghad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mifveghad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Retreat if eight swans approach from the south.

5. Pray towards the north.