Nuttgedfeb Gartitduttaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty deer.

Nuttgedfeb Gartitduttaf created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgedfeb Gartitduttaf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuttgedfeb Gartitduttaf, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nuttgedfeb Gartitduttaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nuttgedfeb Gartitduttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink alcohol.