Flisfenfit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving grasshopper.

Flisfenfit created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flisfenfit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisfenfit, it will not care.

Flisfenfit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flisfenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never jump in the presence of gulls.