Wotfoblat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent cobra.

Wotfoblat created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wotfoblat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wotfoblat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wotfoblat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wotfoblat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wotfoblat's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wotfoblat.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Wotfoblat loves ants, so they must be honoured.