Davpasbod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Davpasbod created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Davpasbod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davpasbod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Davpasbod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Davpasbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. You must pray to Davpasbod seven times a day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the north.