Pomjapgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental chicken.

Pomjapgeb created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomjapgeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pomjapgeb, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Pomjapgeb's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pomjapgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Pomjapgeb first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.