Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical beaver.

Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Quafrowflapgamgupkonbell's name in vain.