Donsakvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient dragonfly.

Donsakvon created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Donsakvon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Donsakvon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Donsakvon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Donsakvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Retreat if four horses approach from the south.